unbrokenhorcrux:

wordsthatscream:

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i-lost-my-muchness:

i-can-be-greater:

dancingcows:

thethrillofthefight:

-ariel:

adrianvu:

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thehalfbloodgranger:

dracomalfoi:

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tonks-:

voldemortcrazed:

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tony-dinozzo:

tim-mcgee:

sequins—diamonds:

swordthestral:

“At least Bella is useful in the story.”

“AT LEAST BELLA IS USEFUL IN THE STORY.”

“AT LEAST BELLA IS USEFUL IN THE STORY.”

Yes. Because being such a klutz you slip on ice and almost get hit by a car so your man has to save you, getting chased by vampires so that the non-evil vampires have to… save you…, thrown into a glass table the moment you get a paper cut, jumping off cliffs because you’re suicidal once your boyfriend leaves you, driving motorcycles at high speeds way above the limit so that you can see his face if you almost die, going to Italy because all your suicide attempts finally caught up to Edward and he actually thought you died so he was going to kill himself too so you have to stop him, getting him and his family in even more trouble when you stop him from killing himself because it makes the vampire world find out you’re human, being hopelessly caught in a love triangle between a werewolf and a vampire for four books, having a superhuman baby that almost kills you and needs to be cut via vampire-teeth C-Section so it doesn’t shatter your spine, letting the guy who was formerly in love with you choose your baby to be his soul mate, and gaining super Mary-Sue powers to protect your families thoughts from the real bad guys in the end (the first time… you ever reciprocate the ability to save them in anyway in four damned books rather than just getting in the way) is so… useful… to the story.

ROWLING JUST COPIED TWILIGHT?

I think someone just ranted about twilight and they just copied the whole thing and added Harry Potter character names cause other wise this doesn’t make sense. AT ALL.

‘Who wants to read about a character that gets no development because he’s already perfect?’ *cough* Edward *cough*

‘Hermione Bella complains all the time anout not being Harry’s Jacob’s girlfriend and can’t do anything on her own.’

‘Rowling Meyer totally ripped off Twilight Harry Potter by making him a werewolf. they even copied the last name from Twilight Harry Potter. He seriously needs to just keep his shirt on.’

And I think they rest of it came from their extremely useful piece of junk that they call a brain.

P.S. CALLING HARRY A MARY-SUE WHEN BELLA IS IN THIS PASSAGE. LOL.

le actually FUCK?!?!? Qurl what the seriously fuck are you talkin’ about?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Qurl you are in bad crack.

Hermione can’t do anything for herself?!

We’re not even gonna talk about what she said about Ron. Did we read the same books?

1) Harry is not perfect, he makes mistakes, if you actually read the book you’ll find out ;)

2) Ron stupid?! The only stupid here is you hunie.

3) The only one that can’t do anything by herself is Bella! God, Edward leaves her and what does she do? TRY TO FUCKING KILL HERSELF!

4) Snape fucking protects harry! you asshole!

5) Who cares if he is?!

6) Neville killed the last horcrux, that’s actually REALLY important.

7) Sirius is not a werewolf you idiot! He’s an animagus. And Meyer copied the name, I think EVERYONE knows that.

8) Twilight is a stupid name.

9) And for your information, Meyer copied it, Rowling wrote Harry Potter first.

10) Before even say something against the Harry Potter serie, you should at least watch the movies, so you can know what you’re talking about.

I have nothing to say. But

And you spelled dumbledore wrongly.

Now, Tom is silently judging you.

And all the potterheads are like,

I can’t even begin to [osrekawoepkwpakewaokeowkepawoke

First of all, to malignantlybenign:

you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about so

Secondly, to all of you amazing potterheads that commented above:

LOOOOOOOOOL fuck it if Dumbledore is gay. No one cares, he’s still the wisest character in the book and one of the strongest wizards of his time. He is also the headmaster of Hogwarts. Secondly, this is stupid because Twilight was written after Harry Potter, so get your facts straight. Third, you keep misspelling the character’s names. It’s Granger, and it’s Dumbledore, not Grangar and Dumbledor. Thanks. Also if you read the fucking book, Harry Potter isn’t perfect, and not everyone loves him. He goes through rough times in the book as well. Ron isn’t an idiot, enough said. Hermione actually does do things on her own, and she is the cleverest witch of her age; Bella’s just a dumb bitch who couldn’t cope with life without Edward. Neville stood up against Harry, Ron, and Hermione in the first book. We all know it’s harder to stand up to our friends, well, simply because they’re our friends. I can see you are a very mistaken, confused little girl and you should just go read the books before you hate.

Obviously this girl needs to be either thrown in Azkaban or Avada Kedavra’d

WTFWTFWTFWTF

MOST AMAZING POST-REPLY EVER, LOVE THIS FANDOM

 i feel sad for you malignantlybenign, because you will never know love or friendship..
fact 1: Harry Potter came out in 30 June 1997.

fact 2…what in the world does harry potter have to deal with twilight?

seriously what in gods green earth does a book about love, friend, magic, deal with trying to get a creepy boyfriend who is much old then you?

FridaElisabeth: Lmfao this girl failed so hardcore. How the hell can Jo have copied Meyer, when the The Philosopher’s Stone was published before Twilight? EPIC FAIL. Some haters are just tragic. Last words to you:

Biggest fail I’ve ever seen. Speaks for itself.

sometimes i just hate the twilight fans not the movies -.- 

i have no words for this. idiot. 

(Source: siia-sinna, via the-promised-horcrux)